67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

phobias:

doctor: if you’re so smart why don’t you come up with a cure for cancer

me: phoenix tears