unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

(Source: unconvenience)

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

sexponents:

i feel like i lose all my friends slowly like yeah were still friends but each day we talk less until we become strangers again

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math